me watching the Olympics: oh wow, that was impressive!
announcer: ANOTHER DISASTROUS MISTAKE!

yestermorning:

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Wait, wait, wait, I have an amazing new idea. How about we fix the American school system.

(via second-left-to-alter-fate)

radjew:

if you buy me cute underwear i’ll model it for you

(via iwantcandy911)

Person: you don't look gay
Me: yeah sorry I forgot my flannel, rainbow flag and strap on at home.
Teacher: How much is a gram?
Me: Shit, Depends on what you want..